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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Wanted: Angelina Jolie (um...duh)


Today, we have our first-ever Guest Review.

Today's reviewer is Zac.

Zac was previously made famous over on "Mental Poo" where he dared write in to me for advice.

Not sure if he'll do that again.

Hopefully, by now, he's also kicked that wicked heroin habit.

Regardless, I received the following review from Zac for the movie:

Wanted


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Right now.

Stop what you're doing, get in your car, drive to the nearest theatre and see this movie NOW!


Seriously, everything about this movie was awesome.

Great special effects, freeking crazy action sequences and some of the coolest gun battles since Equilibrium (another movie you should watch).

Not to mention Angelina Jolie is so hot that I knocked out the guy in front of me and buttered his popcorn.


I give this movie 1/2 Mooge Splats less then whatever you gave Iron Man, cause that's the only movie this year that's better than Wanted.

Why are you still reading this? You should be at the theatre.....go! I'm watching you!

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Well...there you go.

I think he liked it.

According to RottenTomatoes.com, it's getting pretty good reviews as well (about 80% of people liked the movie).

Thanks, Zac. Your review is appreciated.

Zac's Score (1/2 splat less than my four-splat Iron Man Score):

3-1/2 Moog Splats (out of a possible four)



Moog out.
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2 comments:

AngryMan said...

Totally watching it now. Damn! Thought of Angelina resulted in a splat. Need kleenex.

C.Rag said...

I would do her pregnant.