Vagina Dentata

It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!

Where I watch shit, just for you.

Just like the towel guy in the men's room.

LOOK AT MY SHIT, PEASANT!!

Sorry.

Today, I'm reviewing another masterpiece off my Netflix list:

Teeth


This will be one of my shortest reviews, ever.

If you enjoy shitty horror movies about girls with fangs in their vagina...

...sexual assaults...

...multiple castration scenes showing severed, bloody penises...

...and the kid from "Nip/Tuck" (Hey! Look! It's Matt!)...

...well, then:

This one's for you.


Me?

Not so much.

What made this worse is that I heard it was good.

I'm not sure WHO I heard this from...but if I ever figure it out, I may actually kill them.

With my toothed-vagina.

Ugh.

Iggy.

My Score:

1/2 Mooge Splat (out of a possible four)


Now...please excuse me while I hide in the bathtub while protectively cupping my balls.

Moog out.

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