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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Journey to the Center of Mediocrity


It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!

Where, quite frankly, I think the ushers are sick of seeing me regularly, and are now starting to push me around when I show up.

This is why I pee on the floor.

Yeah...

...that ain't butter you're stepping in.

Today, I'm reviewing "Journey to the Center of the Earth."


Starring Brendan Frasier.

So, pretty much, you know right off it's probably gonna suck ass.

BINGO!!


Interestingly, the reviews I read PRIOR to seeing said something like this:

"See it in 3D. Otherwise, it's not very good."


Um.

Well...I SAW it in 3D and didn't think it was very good.

So I can only imagine the amount of suckitude it displayed in regular 2D.

Fine..fine...

...it wasn't THAT bad.

As long as you KNOW you're not going in to see some great literary masterpiece...it may be worth the matinee fee. Nothing more than that, though.

In the end:

My kids really liked it.

The 3D was very good.

The only problem I had was that to get the 3D experience, I had to pay TWO DOLLARS extra for the glasses.

It's not the two bucks that hurt me, it's the fact that:

1) I will never use these again in my life (couldn't I just put a f*cking deposit on them or something?)

2) The glasses are the size of a small Volkswagen



My Score:

2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible four)




2 Splats for 3D, mind you.

Subtract two for having to watch Brendan Frasier in 2 Dimensions.

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3 comments:

LBluca77 said...

As if movies are not already expensive enough and they make you pay for the glasses. Bastards!

Barbara Doduk said...

Yah f-ing hell 2 bucks for the glasses?! Anyway, I love your reviews.

I have to say you nailed it, although I like the Indy spoof Mummy character, I think BF is a terrible actor, mindless... check your brain at the door movies are his realm. But he makes me giggle if the writing is good.

meleah rebeccah said...

Um. Er. I cant comment because I am a fan of Brendan Frasier.

*hangs head in shame and runs away*


BTW: Nicole Ritchie is looking a little better these days.