Nicholson + Freeman = Suck

It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!

Where I spend money renting movies so you don't have to.

Man...

I'm stupid.

Today, I'm reviewing another movie off my Netflix list:

"The Bucket List"


The main characters are Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, and the guy who played one of the gay guys in "Will & Grace."

Nicholson and Freeman are dying of lung cancer in the movie, and are facing their impending deaths.

LET THE COMEDY ENSUE, HA HA!!

*cricket*

The plot revolves around death, and how one feels about death and dying.

I found myself uttering these words during the movie to drive this point home:

"Kill me."

"DIE ALREADY!! DIE!!!"

"Jesus H. Christ. I should've rewatched 'Weekend at Bernie's'."

"Does my finger smell funny to you?"

This last quote had nothing to do with the movie, but clearly shows that I had lost interest in it and began navigating my various body cavities in order to stay entertained.


Honestly, I'm not sure why I rented it.

If you can manage to stomach the awkward "friendship", lack of chemistry between characters, limited laughs, and the OMG-WHAT-THE-F*CK-HAPPENED-TO-HIM shock of Jack Nicholson's face...

...then the last ten minutes are pretty decent...

...and the film wraps up pretty well.

Not well enough to save me from sticking my finger in damp places, though.

Seriously.

Does this thing stink or is it just me?

My Score:

1-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible four)



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