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Monday, March 2, 2009

Wanted - OMG OMG OMG It's Angelina's BUM! HOORAY!

Today I'm reviewing another movie from my Netflix list:


Good. Movie.

I had heard good things about this movie when it came out, but never got around to seeing it in the theaters.

This is probably because my kids made me see some type of animated shit instead.

Fuck you, Dreamworks. I'm so through with you.

You know...after 'Monsters vs. Aliens' and 'Up' and...


Back to 'Wanted.'

The basic plot is some Shia LaBeouf knockoff (James McAvoy) finds out that the father that abandoned him when he was a week old was in actuality a top assassin in a group known as 'The Fraternity.'

His father was also killed a week ago, and now the person who killed his father is now after him.

The Fraternity realizes that he has the same talents his father did and, in an effort to save him, recruits him into the club, trains him, and tasks him with the job of killing this man.

Angelina Jolie plays another assassin, who trains this kid.

(THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, casting director)

There's lots of action, a decent plot, and a really good twist - but I'm not giving it away.

(I only divulge such secrets for sex. Inquire within.)

I was very happy with this movie for a couple of reasons:

1) I got to see an extended shot of Angelina Jolie's bum crack

Have I said 'thank you' yet to the casting director?

Jesus H. Christ.

I need to send that person flowers or some shit.

Fucking genius.

2) It's like 'Bourne Identity' meets 'The Matrix'

Lots of action and car chases and shit. know...

With the added bonus of Angelina Jolie's ass.

My Score:

3 Mooge Splats (out of a possible four):

Now I have to send this movie back to Netflix.

I've had this thing on 'pause' for so long I'm getting TV Screen burn-in of Angelina's bum.


Moog out.


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Malicious Intent said...

Loved the movie. Angelina was awesome in it. Any woman who can handle a gun with such deadly grace is ok in my book.

LBluca77 said...

I thought this movie was really good. It made me want to spend my days kicking other peoples ass though. Which is pretty much how I feel after watching any action movie.

Allanah said...

After Richard and I watched the movie Richard then proceeded to drive home like Angelina Jolie's character in the car chase scene of the movie, it was both life threatening and funny. Good movie.