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Monday, November 10, 2008

Madagascar 2 - I F*cking LOVE Penguins

So, I took the kids this weekend to see:

Madagascar 2


Yeah. Me, and 7 million other people for that show.

Listen, when you're 20 minutes early for the show, and it's already packed, you know the whole experience is gonna suck.

Crying babies?

Check.

Stupid bitch with her Blackberry lighting up in front of me every 5 minutes?

Of course.

Little shit kid behind us kicking my daughter's chair?

Why not?

Low volume on the movie?

What?

Hey...theater manager...

Could you also put tacks on my chair while throwing salt in my eyes? Thanks in advance.

Regardless - once the movie started and got going, it was great.

Great.

Honestly, I couldn't stand the first one. I think I made it through 15 minutes, tops.

This one, though, awesome.

What makes this movie better is the fact that the side characters (penguins and a little old lady) not only take the movie up a notch...

...but it turns out that the MADAGASCAR PENGUINS ARE GETTING THEIR OWN TV SHOW!!!

Um.

Sorry.

Small things excite me.

Great movie - the kids laughed. I laughed. The lady next to me fondling my genitalia laughed.

Like I said, great movie.

My Score:

3-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible four)



Damn.

I think I owe that lady a new bucket of popcorn.


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1 comment:

Poetry Sue said...

What did I say? it really does seem that the only movies you see in the theater these days invovle animated characters or women and their man problems... did they remove your balls durring the vasectomy and replace them with marbles?