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Monday, July 27, 2009

The Review Update..."Transformers 2," "The Hangover," "Doubt," and "Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs"

Because I've been on vacation, and busy, I've been neglecting my movierly (what the fuck?) duties.



Sit down and stop're embarrassing yourselves.


I think I'm hanging up this site.

But I want your opinion on it.


Two things have come to mind to me recently regarding these reviews:

1) I no longer have the time to continue to write the lengthy movie reviews that I do here and...

2) I'm quickly running out of money going to all these fucking movies

That said, I'm either going to shut this site down shortly...

...or try to get some volunteers to help me out.

* cough

* looking at YOU

Let me know what you think of these shorter, abridged versions and if you think this site is worth continuing if I was to only do them in this shorter fashion.

In the meantime, some short reviews of things I've seen recently:

In Theaters:

Transformers 2: The Revenge of the Fallen

The Pros: 1) Megan Fox

2) See #1

3) Special Effects are excellent

4) See #2

The Cons:

1) Will someone please call John Turturro and tell him that his career called and wants him back?

2) Some scenes don't have Megan Fox in them.

Seriously...what the fuck?

My Score: 2-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible 4)

The Hangover


Are you still here?

Did you not read what I just wrote?!

Get your ass moving!

Funniest goddamn movie I've seen in a LOOONG time.

Awesomeness Awesomenicity.

My Score: 3-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible 4)

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

I have two kids and therefore am required by law to see stuff like this every so often.

However...not as bad as I thought it was going to be.

Not as good, either, though.

The saving grace, once again, is that stupid squirrel thing, 'Scrat,' which I sometimes call 'scat' because I'm obsessed with poop.

Don't judge.

My Score: 2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible 4)

From my Netflix List:


I believe that this was a contender last year for 'Best Picture.'

Well deserved nomination.

Now, I'm not a fan of Meryl Streep, but she was simply fucking awesome in this movie.

However, this was also the first movie where I looked at Amy Adams and went..

"Hmm...maybe she's NOT that hot."

I never want to have that feeling again.

Great movie though with an ending that leaves you in...well...doubt.

But well worth seeing for the acting, at the very least.

My Score:

3-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible 4)


I'm not sure where I'll be going with this site moving forward...

BUT any and all guest posts are welcome. is welcome, too.

These tickets are getting expensive.

Moog out.

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Maxie said...

Shia LeBouf is kind of zexy.

I don't even believe I just said that.

Un[Censored] said...

I have been introduced to the wonderful world of streaming movies from my netflix account, directly to my tv.

10.00 a month and a shit ton of "watch now" movies.

hint hint...

Yes, you may be a little late watching them, but you can stop working the corner to pay for your movie tickets...

...seriously...turn that red light off.

Jen said...

How come "The Hangover" wasn't four splats?!

I agree with your review on "Doubt" was a great movie and Meryl Streep was AWESOME.

Kristin said...

I think you should keep up the reviews. They make me wet. Just sayin'.