88 Minutes - The Three-Line Review!

Today I'm reviewing a movie I watched while killing time at home with my newly broken hand waiting for the Percocets to kick in:

88 Minutes

Synopsis:

In "88 Minutes," Al Pacino plays Dr. Jack Gramm, a forensic psychiatrist who sends a serial killer to prison.

9 years later, on the eve of the man's execution, a series of copy-cat murders begin and it appears that the man will be set free.

To complicate this, Dr. Gramm's friends and coworkers begin to join the body count - and he receives a mysterious phone call saying that he, too, will be one of the victims.

In 88 minutes.

He's being framed...but by who? Did he put the wrong person in prison? Will he find all this out before he dies in 88 minutes?!?!

(queue porn music)

Woops. Wrong soundtrack.

(queue suspense music)


My review:

88 Minutes?

Yes. 88 minutes of my life right down the fucking shitter.

Don't see it - I had a better time breaking my fucking hand.

My Score:

1 Mooge Splat (out of a possible 4)


Here.

You want to solve a mystery? Solve this one:

Leelee Sobieski is in this movie.

Is it just me...

...or does Leelee Sobieski look like what Helen Hunt would have looked like if Helen Hunt got the attractiveness gene instead if the "what the fuck is wrong with your eyes to make you somewhat ugly" gene?


Discuss.

Moog out.

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