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Monday, August 25, 2008

Definitely, Maybe...I'm Stalking Abigail Breslin

Dear Abigail Breslin,

I don't know how to quit you.




Today at Moog's Movie Reviews I'm reviewing a movie off my Netflix List:

Definitely, Maybe

Something is wrong with me.

Why? WHY?!?

Because this is, like, the third f*cking movie I've watched in the past year with Abigail Breslin.

I'm starting to feel like I'm stalking her.

First, I saw "Little Miss Sunshine" (not reviewed here either love or hate this movie...I LOVE this movie)...

...then "Nim's Island"...

...and now "Definitely, Maybe."

I'm expecting some sort of restraining order to arrive shortly.

The other female players?

The hot nympho chick from "The 40 Year Old Virgin" (Elizabeth Banks)
2) The hot nympho chick from "Wedding Crashers" (Isla Fisher)
3) Rachel Weisz (not sure if she's played a hot nympho chick in anything...but if she has, PLEASE let me know about it)

The guys in the movie?

1) Kevin Kline (a small bit part...but every scene he's in is AWESOME)
2) That asshole who is engaged to Scarlett Johansson

Curse you, Ryan Reynolds!! CURSE YOU TO HELL!!!



The plot involves Ryan Reynolds (asshole) telling his daughter (Abigail Breslin) a story about his mother.

The twist here is that, in the story, there are three woman intertwined in his life.

His daughter has to guess which of these three women he's talking about are actually her mother.

Weird premise...but once you get what he's doing, it works.

I found it very funny at parts, although it could have worked better with TWO women instead of three... the telling of three stories starts to drag the movie a bit too long for my liking.

Overall, I liked it enough to NOT give it under two splats.

My score:

2-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible four)

Stay tuned when I review, "Kit Kitteredge: An American Girl"...

...starring Abigail Breslin.

Jesus H. Christ.

I need help.

Moog out.

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AngryMan said...

You watched this movie? What the hell is wrong with you?

LBluca77 said...

I thought this movie was cute. I really did not expect it to be.

Don't worry Ryan Reynolds loves to be engaged, him and Manlett Johansson will never get married. Once he finds that penis between her legs he's out!

Anonymous said...

I watched this movie two weekends ago. I actually liked it too. And I wasn't expecting to like it either.

Kevin Kline was awesome in this movie!

FreeOscar said...

Oh so the operation you had gave you a vag, huh?